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'Beware of mousetraps!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1850/8879. Read this story.
'I hope he had a broadband connection!', in Short on luck. Rank: 2154/8879. Read this story.
'Politics can be dangerous for your health!', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 3399/8879. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 2099/8879. Read this story.
'This will be on the news tonight!', in Future Classic. Rank: 3723/8879. Read this story.
'Digitally impaired', in Short on luck. Rank: 393/8879. Read this story.
'Rule Britannia', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6240/8879. Read this story.
'A scenario for the sequel...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7539/8879. Read this story.
'I failed French lit midterms!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2464/8879. Read this story.
'A slight miscalculation in navigation...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7543/8879. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism-2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4760/8879. Read this story.
'Death by Anachronism', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 927/8879. Read this story.
'Duel at Dawn', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 4783/8879. Read this story.
'Gold Medal for sure, without Steriods', in Teen dreams. Rank: 4311/8879. Read this story.
'Jamie Oliver: Move over!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 4498/8879. Read this story.
'The Modern Neanderthal Venus', in Teen dreams. Rank: 3507/8879. Read this story.
'Self perception', in Teen dreams. Rank: 6175/8879. Read this story.
'Ferarri Fantasy', in Teen dreams. Rank: 7898/8879. Read this story.
'Up, Up and Away!', in Teen dreams. Rank: 5182/8879. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1729/8879. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 7', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7003/8879. Read this story.
'Revised Bible - 6', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 8443/8879. Read this story.
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'Revised Bible - 2', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5451/8879. Read this story.
'But what did he use as a detonator?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5673/8879. Read this story.
'How do you say Qwerty in ancient Greek?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 443/8879. Read this story.
'Henry, Charlie Parker’s buddy', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6517/8879. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 3594/8879. Read this story.
'Moby Dick was easier', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 3467/8879. Read this story.
'Music with a real oomph!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 491/8879. Read this story.
'A hero for our time', in Short Heroes. Rank: 1555/8879. Read this story.
'Way Down in Dixie Land!', in Exploding Mountains. Rank: 8811/8879. Read this story.
'Country far Eastern', in Space Operetta. Rank: 7141/8879. Read this story.
'Bill Gates and Juliet', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 7122/8879. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 7169/8879. Read this story.
'Screwed up time machine', in Truncated travels. Rank: 6689/8879. Read this story.
'Oops, once more!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5913/8879. Read this story.
'A dish best eaten cold....', in Your Cheating Little Heart. Rank: 7514/8879. Read this story.
'Knit one Purl eight', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4910/8879. Read this story.
'Third finger, left hand - which left hand?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3113/8879. Read this story.
'Found on a storyboard for a new movie thriller.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2429/8879. Read this story.
'Music for the soul, or the sole.', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 490/8879. Read this story.
'Better late than never...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 1237/8879. Read this story.
'All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3563/8879. Read this story.
'Life and Death on the River', in King of Horror. Rank: 1169/8879. Read this story.
'Pistol packing Mamma', in Noir as the night. Rank: 6664/8879. Read this story.
'OOPS yet again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 507/8879. Read this story.
'Tally Ho!', in King of Horror. Rank: 2915/8879. Read this story.
'The vehicle of nightmares...', in Truncated travels. Rank: 2666/8879. Read this story.
'Will he?', in King of Horror. Rank: 645/8879. Read this story.
'Uh oh!', in Short on luck. Rank: 2690/8879. Read this story.
'The danger in being funny', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3830/8879. Read this story.
'”You want an egg in your beer?”', in New York Love. Rank: 2718/8879. Read this story.
'Read all about it!', in Noir as the night. Rank: 1890/8879. Read this story.
'Want fries with that?', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 2695/8879. Read this story.
'Literary criticism', in Short on luck. Rank: 2500/8879. Read this story.
'Next time use canned Tuna.', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 4359/8879. Read this story.
'Oops again...', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 4370/8879. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Short on luck. Rank: 7480/8879. Read this story.
'Good choice?', in Short on luck. Rank: 3160/8879. Read this story.
'Robert was bored...', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3875/8879. Read this story.
'Revenge of the Beauty Salon.', in The Illustrated Story. Rank: 3686/8879. Read this story.
'Deadly Opera', in Space Operetta. Rank: 3582/8879. Read this story.
'Arithmetic love', in Snorts 'n Chortles. Rank: 6339/8879. Read this story.
'Luck of the Irish...', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 5896/8879. Read this story.
'Oops!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5708/8879. Read this story.
'Could a hammer and chisel help?', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 381/8879. Read this story.
'It’ll work every time!', in King of Horror. Rank: 4203/8879. Read this story.
'Does the job come with a pension plan?', in King of Horror. Rank: 6437/8879. Read this story.
'How to get into REAL trouble!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6529/8879. Read this story.
'Learn to drive at home in one easy lesson!', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5891/8879. Read this story.
'End of the Affair', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6456/8879. Read this story.
'Sleeping pills, maybe?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 4596/8879. Read this story.
'faux pas', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6470/8879. Read this story.
'Smart move...', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6706/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - ten', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 4523/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - nine', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 6836/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - eight', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 7465/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - seven', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5209/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - six', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5210/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - five', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5207/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - four', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 8846/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - three', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 8847/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - two', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5211/8879. Read this story.
'Why I flunked History 101 - one', in Sounds like Hannibal. Rank: 5208/8879. Read this story.
'How could you?', in Talking screwball. Rank: 2185/8879. Read this story.
'tit for tat', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 5298/8879. Read this story.
'Concerto for bagpipes and organ...', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 1854/8879. Read this story.
'Fish or fowl?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4139/8879. Read this story.
'Columbus used Outlook Express...', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 2845/8879. Read this story.
'Were there “messages from the sponsors” then too?', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 1751/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 10', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7943/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 9', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2439/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 8', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 5868/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 7', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6489/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 6', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7946/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 5', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4306/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 4', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7193/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 3', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7945/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 2', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7944/8879. Read this story.
'Geography? History? - 1', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4821/8879. Read this story.
'laws of Physics - II', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 4914/8879. Read this story.
'Think twice before you volunteer....', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 3721/8879. Read this story.
'Be Prepared!', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 4158/8879. Read this story.
'What about the Laws of Physics?', in Mannerly Mystery. Rank: 4460/8879. Read this story.
'Don’t do this at home!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 1568/8879. Read this story.
'Existenial Reality', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 821/8879. Read this story.
'A pun in Latin is only a pun', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 6205/8879. Read this story.
'A surefire recipe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6262/8879. Read this story.
'Who caught who?', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 7464/8879. Read this story.
'Julia Child; try this!', in King of Horror. Rank: 2993/8879. Read this story.
'Me, myself and I', in Family laughs. Rank: 4950/8879. Read this story.
'I know what I like!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6533/8879. Read this story.
'En Garde!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 7852/8879. Read this story.
'Up! Up and Away!!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6915/8879. Read this story.
'Don’t Tread On Me!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4781/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #12', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6866/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 11', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6239/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 10', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7004/8879. Read this story.
'REvionist History #9', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5770/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #8', in Short Heroes. Rank: 6904/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History #7', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7318/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 6', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8447/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 5', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8446/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 4', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8445/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 3', in Short Heroes. Rank: 5044/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 2', in Short Heroes. Rank: 865/8879. Read this story.
'Revisionist History # 1', in Short Heroes. Rank: 8444/8879. Read this story.
'The luck of the draw...', in Family laughs. Rank: 1817/8879. Read this story.
'What’s in a name?', in Epic Romance. Rank: 4571/8879. Read this story.
'Next Stop on the Ebola Express!', in Short Holidays. Rank: 6036/8879. Read this story.
'I talk a well Inglish - Gooder than thine!', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6099/8879. Read this story.
'Artificial intelligence', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 6052/8879. Read this story.
'Octopus infested Fish Stew', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 8313/8879. Read this story.
'Veni Vici Speedi', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 8793/8879. Read this story.
'Eureka!', in Short Heroes. Rank: 7054/8879. Read this story.
'educated enough engineer', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 6451/8879. Read this story.
'Kosher Pork', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2788/8879. Read this story.
'Homo Computis', in Cyberpunkish. Rank: 1087/8879. Read this story.
'Dangerous Deadly Duel of the Duo', in Wagons roll!. Rank: 7779/8879. Read this story.
'No Sonny, this profession is not for you...', in Short courses in Co-education. Rank: 8289/8879. Read this story.
'Where’s the New World?', in Truncated travels. Rank: 5964/8879. Read this story.
'Make sure the ingredients of your Fish Stew are cooked thoroughly!', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 4943/8879. Read this story.
'Cuisine catastrophe', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6952/8879. Read this story.
'Ice Skating is Nice Skating', in King of Horror. Rank: 8069/8879. Read this story.
'Ernest’s Magnum Opus', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 5693/8879. Read this story.
'Electric Jaws', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2408/8879. Read this story.
'Dumas’s Delay', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 2969/8879. Read this story.
'Mixed Mythology', in Homer and Hildegaard. Rank: 6601/8879. Read this story.
'Cereal Killer', in Truncated travels. Rank: 4538/8879. Read this story.
'Art Nouveau', in Spell Realism. Rank: 4536/8879. Read this story.
'How to build your own railroad at home', in Spell Realism. Rank: 2458/8879. Read this story.
'Concealed weapon', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6861/8879. Read this story.
'Tom Clancy attempting a Mickie Spillane', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 6801/8879. Read this story.
'Sadist’s Christmas #4', in Short Holidays. Rank: 8465/8879. Read this story.
'Sadist’s Christmas #2', in Short Holidays. Rank: 5054/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 10', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5289/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 9', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6547/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 8', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 5879/8879. Read this story.
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'Improving Shakespeare - 5', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6545/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 4', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6544/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 3', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6543/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 2', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6542/8879. Read this story.
'Improving Shakespeare - 1', in Reduced Shakespeare. Rank: 6541/8879. Read this story.
'Laffing out loud', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6571/8879. Read this story.
'Ouch!', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 5599/8879. Read this story.
'Break a toe on that!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 2840/8879. Read this story.
'Stardom near!', in Hollywood shorts. Rank: 5085/8879. Read this story.
'Timeless Love', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 1666/8879. Read this story.
'Big Game Safari', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 7121/8879. Read this story.
'Ambidextrous', in Talking screwball. Rank: 4244/8879. Read this story.
'Ice skating is nice skating...', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6539/8879. Read this story.
'H. G. Wells; Take that!', in Space Operetta. Rank: 3991/8879. Read this story.
'Down the Hatch!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 6440/8879. Read this story.
'All because of the Superstitious Hotel Manager', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6887/8879. Read this story.
'Blueplate special', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 7126/8879. Read this story.
'”I pray the Lord my soul to take“', in King of Horror. Rank: 1752/8879. Read this story.
'Easy way there.', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 1858/8879. Read this story.
'Harmony', in The Grapes of Politics. Rank: 4842/8879. Read this story.
'The authorities are unfair!', in Vegas curtailed. Rank: 5476/8879. Read this story.
'Yeah? So what?', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6847/8879. Read this story.
'Better First Lines!', in Gnomic classics. Rank: 5828/8879. Read this story.
'Repaired Novels - 1', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1389/8879. Read this story.
'Happy Days are Here Again!', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 3165/8879. Read this story.
'Pulling on my own bootstraps', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 8408/8879. Read this story.
'Gulp!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 2742/8879. Read this story.
'Negotiation', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 8268/8879. Read this story.
'Spare the rod...', in Family laughs. Rank: 766/8879. Read this story.
'Hunting season', in Freudian slips. Rank: 1314/8879. Read this story.
'civilization', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6398/8879. Read this story.
'Modern warfare', in Limited Conflict. Rank: 1046/8879. Read this story.
'Be careful of inanimate objects!', in 'Burb brevity. Rank: 130/8879. Read this story.
'Gainful employment', in Tales from the watercooler. Rank: 5696/8879. Read this story.
'The answer to the riddle', in Superdupernatural. Rank: 3883/8879. Read this story.
'And Henry the V111 sends his regards', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 6328/8879. Read this story.
'A delicacy', in King of Horror. Rank: 4660/8879. Read this story.
'Esher, the marathon runner!', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 7862/8879. Read this story.
'The inept kidnapper', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 4426/8879. Read this story.
'Bill Gates Vs Steve Jobs', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 7123/8879. Read this story.
'Don’t dare annoy Jane!', in Spell Realism. Rank: 7157/8879. Read this story.
'All those rivers and lakes???', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 2947/8879. Read this story.
'Ernest would not like this corrida!', in Hemingway in earnest. Rank: 3790/8879. Read this story.
'Why Columbus never reached the New World', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 8845/8879. Read this story.
'Blind date at the tea shop', in Epic Romance. Rank: 1627/8879. Read this story.
'Fencing World Championship', in Sports in Shorts. Rank: 5862/8879. Read this story.
'Confrontation', in Future Classic. Rank: 3785/8879. Read this story.
'Foreplay', in Teen slasher flick. Rank: 4166/8879. Read this story.
'How not to stop smoking', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6528/8879. Read this story.
'Drinking coffee in a Bedouin tent', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6446/8879. Read this story.
'The Legend of the Third Rail', in Laughing in the dark. Rank: 6248/8879. Read this story.
'Salad days', in Bitesize Inspirations. Rank: 3025/8879. Read this story.
'Target Practice', in Brief Oddities. Rank: 6244/8879. Read this story.
'Blind date', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 4713/8879. Read this story.
'The Photograph', in Freudian slips. Rank: 6771/8879. Read this story.
'Hit Man', in Noir as the night. Rank: 4858/8879. Read this story.
'Growing old', in Is it Apocalypse yet?. Rank: 6506/8879. Read this story.
'The Whip; a famous one act play', in King of Horror. Rank: 5148/8879. Read this story.
'Haiku', in Wordless in Windows. Rank: 970/8879. Read this story.
'Eliminating Spam', in Hacker Smacker. Rank: 6958/8879. Read this story.
'The Girl from Seljuk', in Truncated travels. Rank: 6753/8879. Read this story.
'Guard dogs at night', in Lost in Lovecraft. Rank: 6509/8879. Read this story.
'Answering the phone', in Subparanormal. Rank: 4155/8879. Read this story.